About Wiltshire Wink
Witty, engaging, and informative local news.
Humour meets journalism in our monthly publication.
Explore the fascinating tales from Pewsey and nearby areas.
Join Woolly Holmes and his team on their humorous detective adventures!
Meet our team of reporters?
At Wiltshire Wink, we pride ourselves on delivering community-focused news with a satirical twist. Our unique storytelling engages readers while providing the latest updates.
Woolly Holmes
Lead Investigative Reporter
Specialty: Village mysteries, strange sightings, and eyebrow-raising goings-on.
Henrietta Henforth
Agricultural Affairs Correspondent
Specialty: All things farming, allotment gossip, and poultry politics.
Bartholomew Badger
Historical Correspondent
Specialty: Digging up dusty village secrets and fiercely defending ancient hedgerow rights.
Fiona Foxington
Social Events and High Society Reporter
Specialty: Galas, WI teas, and who was seen with whom at the Marlborough Garden Club soirée.
always hiding in a hedgerow or visiting local events.
At Wiltshire Wink, we pride ourselves on delivering community-focused news with a satirical twist. Our unique storytelling engages readers while providing the latest updates.
Gustav Bleater
International (Well, Somerset) Correspondent
Specialty: Travel pieces, foreign cheese exposés, and tractor export scandals.
Mallard McQuack
Sports and Leisure Editor
Specialty: Lawn bowls, duck races, and village cricket scorecards.
Luna Hopwell
Astrological and Mystical Consultant
Specialty: Horoscopes, ley line updates, and whether Mercury being in retrograde is why the post was late.
Hazel Nutworth
Nature and Woodland Watch
Specialty: Reporting from the underbrush—woodland updates, acorn diplomacy, and hedgehog affairs.
Meet our team of reporters?
At Wiltshire Wink, we pride ourselves on delivering community-focused news with a satirical twist. Our unique storytelling engages readers while providing the latest updates and debates.
Deer Deadrie
Advice Columnist
Specialty: Gentle guidance on matters of love, manners, and how to politely ask your neighbour to stop strimming at 6am.
Owlbert Nimbus
Weather and Celestial Affairs Analyst
Specialty: Overly dramatic forecasts, stargazing advice, and village fete wind warnings.
Danny Donk
Minister for Mirth and Rural Ridicule
Specialty: Curates the joke page, runs “Joke Quality Control,” and often tries stand-up routines in Wilcot village hall.
The Mole Network
Also Known As: “The Mole Line,” “Whiskers in the Walls,” or simply, “The Underground.”
Contact us
Telephone: 07883 303722
E-mail:wiltshirewink@gmail.com
Address: Pewsey, SN9 5EQ, Wiltshire, United Kingdom